Intruder alert!
By Cambrian Pichon The scene begins with Justin, the average geek in the school, viewing the school that he and his sister attend. He feels like a alien because he is isolated from everyone. The day is...
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By Senora Harris In this week’s episode of Aliens in America, we learn with socially awkward Justin Tolchuck the age-old lesson of knowing who your real friends are. Sure, this episode is a...
View ArticleAliens in America: Busted!
By CAMBRIAN PICHON Poor, poor delusional Justin. We see Justin talking inside his head about a club that he “joined” called rocket club. (Little do we know this club is not a real.) Justin and his only...
View ArticleAliens in America: Beauty lies on the inside
By CAMBRIAN PICHON There’s always that one girl in high school that somehow can make everyone want her and fear her at the same time. Worse yet, it seems like no one is immune. Good thing Raja’s not...
View ArticleAliens In America: Two servings of our awkward twosome
By SASHI NISANKARAO It’s been a little while since we’ve checked in with Aliens In America, so let’s not waste any time with this two-for-one recap! Help Wanted Oct. 29, 2007 No matter how hard we try...
View ArticleAliens In America: Purple Heart
By SASHI NISANKARAO It’s Veteran’s Day at the high school, and it’s time to give Purple Hearts to the ones who defending our country. The only thing is that the kids think that the Purple Hearts are...
View ArticleAliens in America: Something’s fishy
By CAMBRIAN PICHON School spirit is a big thing in school sports. The most entertaining thing to watch is the school mascot. The mascot gets the audience attention and makes the game interesting....
View ArticleAliens in America: Junior prank
By SASHI NISANKARAO When Raja gets asked by the cool kids to devise the next great junior prank, Justin takes advantage of the whole situation and joins in on the fun. Now that the five guys are...
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